I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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