i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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