Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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