But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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