it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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