when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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