Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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