There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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