then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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