All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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