Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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