Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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