She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
porn star boner night. come get it.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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