He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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