ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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