my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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