Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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