We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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