The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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