This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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