Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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