Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he thought i was a dude.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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