Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize
