I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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