That's when you crack a 10am beer
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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