My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it's great music for shaving your balls
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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