Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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