I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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