is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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