We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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