Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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