I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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