WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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