just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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