I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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