can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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