Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
