Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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