Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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