come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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