just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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