just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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