when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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