why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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