I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize