Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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