Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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