you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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