So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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