Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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