i already hear my dad disowning me
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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