yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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