After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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