i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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