i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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