If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
people are starting to question the shark bite story
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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