just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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