I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Randomize