how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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