I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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