She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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